Never Trust A Man With Bad Shoes
As if he’s not hideous enough to look at already, he has to go put on a short-sleeved button-down cowboy shirt, a pair of knickers, black socks and—shudder!—Crocs. He should repent. He should be impeached for this outfit alone.
Dooce would be proud. {of the post – not the crocs!}
Sorry to be vulgar, but motherfucker! Are you shitting me?
I have no issues with crocs – I own a pair of maryjanes myself – but WTF with the “sport” sox and old fuddy man shirt, and SHORTS? Dude, we do NOT need to see your scrawny pencilly legs. He’s an EMBARRASSMENT to crocs.
With no disrespect to anyone (except maybe W for whom I offer no apologies), but I take serious issue with Crocs. They are the ultimate fashion eyesore, most eggregiously offensive when worn by entire families in public, mommy and daddy and teenage and toddler and infant Crocs. YU-KEE! Crocs have NO BUSINESS being worn outside of the garden. And even there, even THERE, it’s a little unfair to the snails and worms and bees and birds that have to suffer the hideousness that is the unsightly mass of hole-punched rubber.
Other than that, they’re fine.
Hey, A–I wear Crocs around the house; they are, in essence, my slippers (but better, since I can make trips out to the garage/trash/composter/etc).
Hope we can still hang out….
jbrooke
PS: And I bought ‘em at Lululemon!
I know
what I am getting you for your birthday…