The Day After
“As long as you’re going through her presents, why don’t you teach her some vocabulary?”
“Okay…”
“Ruby, mama’s going through your booty!”
“Her medical kit has a blood pressure cuff, a stethoscope, a thermometer….what the hell is this thing?”
“Cockring!”
“Way to teach her that vocabulary, honey”
NIIIIIIIICE. Sounds like my husband.
looks like a play bandaid that would go on your leg or arm
or used as a cockring
does it vibrate, darling?
I knew there was a reason I wanted that toy medical kit when I saw it walk in with 2 of Ruby’s birthday party guests!
Thanks for inviting us to share a great time at The Love Grotto with your family.