Honestly, I’ll take Elliott Spitzer and his $5000/hour escort or David Paterson and his wife’s skeletally endowed closet over this candidate for City Council.
For Chrissake (I always like using that one!), the man is running for office. You’d think he could pee in a toilet and masturbate in the shower like all other grown men, including those who don’t run for any office. I suppose that simply isn’t edgy enough? Seriously, though: How in Thee Hell did this guy think he could urinate in a cup and masturbate IN PUBLIC without getting caught? Was he tempting fate? Is it a God complex? Do you think he’ll still win the election?
*Scratches head*
I’m utterly non-plussed.
I think I see….wait…no…is it….?
Why, yes! It is! It’s a very large hand-basket! All around us! And it seems that we’re in it.
10 responses so far ↓
1 amelia // Mar 28, 2008 at 7:27 am
I know I don’t know the San Diego neighborhoods- but I must say I couldn’t stop laughing when I read that he’s from “Normal Heights”… Yes, I guess I could grow up and be more mature but then again, it’s not like I’m running for office. WTF, indeed.
2 Jenn @ Juggling Life // Mar 28, 2008 at 7:38 am
Word.
3 jessica amezcua // Mar 28, 2008 at 8:58 am
You know what happened in DC back in the 80s? Mayor Marion Barry was caught smoking crack with a prostitute and was RE-ELECTED! I can’t imagine John Hartley getting elected — but I’ve seen stranger things happen. It’s a very large hand-basket indeed…
4 Jenn // Mar 28, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Has anyone considered dementia? Appalling as his actions seem… he is getting up there in years. i’m just sayin’
5 Mrs. G. // Mar 28, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Unbelievable. And sad.
6 Cheri // Mar 28, 2008 at 10:56 pm
What will they think of next?
7 TEOM? // Mar 29, 2008 at 6:10 am
Seriously.
8 val // Mar 29, 2008 at 11:51 am
I think this story is more sad then true. My neighbor lived nextdoor to the house he was arrested at and the story that was reported, according to the people present, is not how it went down. They think something medically was wrong with him because he was not of his usuall self. He is well known in that neighborhood and just about everyone would have let them in their house. I’m not saying if he did what is said is right but just take the media with a grane of salt. On a side note can you pee and masturbate at the same time?
9 Euphrosyne // Mar 29, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Damn, Val, that’s a good question. Women can, but I have no idea about men.
Anyone? Anyone?
10 Jamie // Mar 30, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I’m imagining being the person making the citizen’s arrest.
Me: Um, excuse me Mr. Giz in Public. Um, you have the right to remain silent. Unless of course, you’re one of those nasty Has-To-Make-A-Lot-Of-Noise-When-You, well…
…So, if you’re done then. You have the right to an attorney…
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