If you can get past the short advertisement and then the cheesy intro of THIS CLIP RIGHT HERE—which I encourage you to do—you’ll get a small glimpse at the beautiful New Children’s Museum via Hal Clement, who apparently “knows someone” and was able to get in there with cameras. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that he’s a news reporter.

We’ll be attending the FREE! grand opening this Sunday from noon ’til four and not just because we’re thrilled at the prospect of painting on a Beetle and throwing tires at each other. The truth is, I actually do know someone, and that someone happens to be the gorgeous woman from the New Children’s Museum that you’ll see in this news clip. The animated girl with the darling haircut, perfect bone structure and great ass? That’s Ruby’s JesshiCAH! and my good friend. She’s been working obscenely long hours and has put every ounce of who she is into launching the re-opening of the Museum, and in the hopes of seeing that great ass in person to show our support, Ruby will be skipping nap time.

Please, won’t you join us? Throw caution and afternoon snoozing to the wind and come make JesshiCAH!’s big day a success!