Did you know that the hypothalmus regulates (among other things) breathing and sexual satisfaction? Maybe that’s why, even when my man has a horrendous cold that causes fatigue, a sore throat and congestion so severe that breathing is difficult even when he’s laying perfectly motionless, he still wants to “bury his face in [my] ass.” Isn’t that sweet? And super sexy, too!
It’s so sexy, in fact, that my level of disinterest is almost shocking. I’m feeling a bit under the weather myself, which somehow puts me out of commission for the next…oh…four to six weeks, so don’t even bother trying, Mister. Just look the other way. Like, in the direction of Naughty America.
Is a certain part of my brain malfunctioning or am I just from Mars?
5 responses so far ↓
1 Cheri @ Blog This Mom! // Jul 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I’ll take one for the team. Send him over here.
2 Jenn @ Juggling Life // Jul 2, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I see Cheri’s Amazon shipment has yet to arrive.
3 Melanie // Jul 3, 2008 at 12:47 am
And mouth breathing is supposed to be a turn on how?
4 Jamie // Jul 5, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Is he related to my husband (no capital “H”)?
5 bree // Jul 7, 2008 at 5:32 am
See, I want sex even while sick. I think that is just another mark that puts me in the dude coloum.
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