“Do you want to do it?”

“I don’t know. Do you want to do it?”

“Sure. If you do.”

“Yeah, I guess. I mean, if you think you’re not gonna fall asleep in the middle.”

“Please! I’m not going to fall asleep. I’ll go get the splitter.”

And that’s where you would have found us, lying in bed with my laptop open, ear phones in, listening to this very enlightening episode of This American Life. And P.S.? He fell asleep halfway through.