“This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story. A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.” -The self-absorbed asshat, in light of his other dalliances that didn’t cross “the ultimate line,” which I can only presume—given the Governor’s record on [...]
How do you solve a problem like Maria? Governor Sanford does it by writing her emails, like this one in which he bloviates on becoming one with the earth and imagines what it must be like to be a man who works with his hands: “…I went out and ran the excavator with lights until [...]
Certain things frighten me to such a magnitude that they disrupt the normal motility of my colon. Reality television, Mustangs, mullets, self-inflicted penile injuries and the county fair all make the list. There’s vomit, Smucker’s Goober PB&J, The Jonas Brothers, suburbia and Dora the Explorer. Victoria Beckham’s boobs, pickled herring and the fact that a [...]
It’s a very happy birthday!
I spent the entire weekend in a Target Focus Training course and after being thrown around for two days and after throwing around other people as well, every joint in my body hurts. But! I can take down any human being in a matter of seconds. Hopefully, I’ll never have to. In the meantime, I [...]
So much for “Obama deserves my silence.” This today from our former leader who left office with abysmally low approval ratings: “I told you I’m not going to criticize my successor. I’ll just tell you that there are people at Gitmo that will kill American people at a drop of a hat and I don’t [...]
I have a new piece up at the WC. Mrs. G has some good stuff going on over there if you haven’t checked it out yet. I’m a relatively regular contributor of both new and regurgitated stuff but there are many talented contributors and a little something for everyone. Stop in a say hello.
***UPDATE: Diane Black’s website has been taken off-line and her staff is not answering either of the phone numbers I provided. Innundated is the word that comes to mind. And while the Tennessee Democratic Party has called for the firing of Goforth, Black was on CNN defending her earlier today. To have your voice heard, [...]
The true colors of a certain group of Americans are coming into ever-clearer focus through an almost daily litany of public comments. Look at this beaut from a GOP activist out of South Carolina, who has some thoughts about the genetic relationship between an escaped gorilla and our first lady. But it’s okay, right? Since [...]
The House Minority Leader John Boehner says that bringing Guantanamo detainees to the United States for trial and future detention is “…the first step in the Democrats’ plan to import terrorists into America.” I’d like to point out to Mr. Boehner that we don’t need to import any terrorists because we’re breeding them, incubating them, [...]