aaryn belfer.

Can’t we drop him off in a jungle somewhere?

So much for “Obama deserves my silence.”

This today from our former leader who left office with abysmally low approval ratings: “I told you I’m not going to criticize my successor. I’ll just tell you that there are people at Gitmo that will kill American people at a drop of a hat and I don’t believe that persuasion isn’t going to work. Therapy isn’t going to cause terrorists to change their mind.”

Number 1: Shut up.

Number 2: Did he mean that he doesn’t believe persuasion is going to work? Or did he mean that he thinks persuasion might work?

Number 3: Who is sending terrorists to therapy? Is that part of the proposed Health Care Reform plan?

Number 4: Trotting out this guy means the Republicans are definitely wandering in the dark.

Number 5: My mother taught me it’s never polite to say “shut up.”

Number 6: (Because I like bookends) Shut the hell up.


9 Comments

he is stUpid with a capital U! everytime he opens his mouth I cringe – I wonder if his wife, children and parents feel the same way?! :D

Posted by Candy Stick Lane on 19 June 2009 @ 5am

Sometimes I come to your blog just for the political tirades that I don’t have the cajones to post myself. Plus you are funnier than me.

I agree… he should Shut Up!!

Posted by MissM on 19 June 2009 @ 5am

Bwahaha! Thank you Aaryn…couldn’t have said it any better.

Posted by meera on 19 June 2009 @ 8am

hes a dummy!……a real one!
Love your blog…you inspire me! Thank you.

Posted by sara on 19 June 2009 @ 9am

I still dry heave when I hear his voice, see his face or read anything about him.

Posted by kerry on 19 June 2009 @ 10am

Also, he actually DID sent Gitmo detainees to Saudi Arabia for some sort of Islamic reeducation therapy in 2005 I think.

Posted by Craig on 19 June 2009 @ 11am

He should SERIOUSLY shut up. After all, nobody’s listening. He’s not the ‘commander in chief’ anymore.

Posted by san on 19 June 2009 @ 3pm

You nailed it again, Aaryn.

Thank you for reading my mind and speaking it so much better than I could.

Is there a book in your future? You’ve made your first sale.

Posted by coastofcalifornia on 20 June 2009 @ 6pm

Well Said!

Posted by tony on 21 June 2009 @ 4am

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