aaryn belfer.

Nuthin’ lahk beein’ wun with naychur…

How do you solve a problem like Maria? Governor Sanford does it by writing her emails, like this one in which he bloviates on becoming one with the earth and imagines what it must be like to be a man who works with his hands:

“…I went out and ran the excavator with lights until the sun came up. To me, and I suspect no one else on earth, there is something wonderful about listening to country music playing in the cab, air conditioner running, the hum of a huge diesel engine in the back ground, the tranquillity that comes with being in a virtual wilderness of trees and marsh, the day breaking and vibrant pink coming alive in the morning clouds – and getting to build something with each scoop of dirt.”


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‘Reminds me of the saying about how subdivisions are named after whatever it was they bulldozed to build the houses.

Posted by Robert K on 25 June 2009 @ 12pm

Oh, LORD. Being One Wit Naychur…from the inside of a diesel cab??? What’s Wrong With This Picture??

…let me count the ways…

Posted by Briget on 25 June 2009 @ 3pm

Snort. Big Snort.

Posted by Mrs. G. on 26 June 2009 @ 3pm

I live in Detroit. Nature involves old tires and rusted license plates.

Posted by Middle-Aged-Woman on 18 July 2009 @ 7am

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