Comments on: Burn ‘em all: From training bra to sleeper bra, we’ve come a long way, baby

By: esther

esther — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 14:47:16 +0000

thank you for the inventer of this product. I been crying over my chest wrinkles. thank God that they are not engraved yet to my chest but I wake up every morning with them, with in a hour they are faint. I so getting one of these. I understand if your over 40 and getting these I woul except it but im only 27, so thank you a again

By: Juanformababy

Juanformababy — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:04:15 +0000

Ahhh, ladies, please be of good cheer. If only you could, for a moment, see yourselves through our eyes, so much of your concern about your appearance would vaporize. To paraphrase that great American thinker Don Henley, don’t you know that women are the only works of art? We worship you as you are, we are grateful when we’re with you, we can’t believe our good fortune when you share your favors with us. Just love yourselves the way we do.

By: Briget

Briget — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:05:57 +0000

You know, I’m constantly amazed at the ingenuity of those who think up new stuff to feed off women’s (learned) insecurities in order to make a buck. What’s next – something to arrest those dreaded top of the feet wrinkles? Finkles???

By: MidLifeMama

MidLifeMama — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:48:46 +0000

I do the bra removal magic trick as I enter the house too. I truly despise wearing them, but the girls need the lift and support. I will ride on into the fall and winter of my life without this new fangled doohickey, chinkles be damned.

By: Susan

Susan — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:48:48 +0000

I am unbuttoned here at the computer and can’t tell you if I have chinkles, althought I have lived a life which must have made them…

My daughters sleep in those stiff cupped bras. I don’t understand that at all.

By: ~annie

~annie — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:47:48 +0000

Considering my lack of, shall we say contour, I can totally see this thing creeping up to mid-nip on me. With my luck it would leave permanent dents – horizontal chinkles, as it were.

By: wenderina

wenderina — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:30:33 +0000

This was such a great piece. “What if this revolutionary bra causes them to slide into my armpits? What then, I ask? What. Then.” totally made me squirt my diet pepsi out my nose. And “chinkles” – that’s going in the hall of fame.

By: san

san — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:58:45 +0000

More consumer goods that the world doesn’t need… but entertaining, it was!

By: bonzize

bonzize — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:44:44 +0000

Chinkles, huh. Didn’t even know I had them. Never even crossed by mind. First I’ve ever heard of them. How did I ever get to be 63 and never even gave a thought about chinkles. Let alone worry about them. Just when I thought I could handle this aging thing I have another bridge to cross.

Aaryn – you made me hoot and holler with laughter at work. This is the funniest piece I have read in a mighty long time. xoxo, your adoring fairy godmother

By: Robert K

Robert K — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:41:37 +0000

Given there is rarely such a thing as a free lunch, I’m suspicious this doohickey isn’t so much a chinkle preventer, as a chinkle shifter. Floppy boobs is floppy boobs (and Lord bless ‘em!), and you’re gonna get wrinkles wherever that flop happens to lie. With La Decollette, won’t le flop be at the sides of the bra instead of the center of the chest, where God intended it? Could make for some very interesting chinkle lines when granny dons her bikini next summer.

Urr… right? ‘Not like I have my own set of Wonder Twins though, so there’s a good chance I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.