Book smart vs. Common Sense

On the heels of the “ghetto-party” drama at the esteemed University of California, San Diego this week—which I will be writing about shortly, believe you me, oh yes I will—my husband’s business partner found a note on the ground, lost by, presumably, one of the University’s fine, over-achieving students. It concerns me how this individual is managing in life and more so, how she/he is going to get through tomorrow without the lost memo.

Hand written in pencil on a postcard-size piece of paper with violins and cats on it (see? Already, I question the functional capacity of this person), is the To Do list:

- 7:10am = Sleep

- 7:40 = Get ready

- 7:45 = Walk to school bus

- 8:00 = Get to class

- 8:50 = Class

- 9:00 = Walk

- 9:50- Class

I mean, where on this list is this person supposed to squeeze in breathing?

8 Responses to Book smart vs. Common Sense

  • san says:

    All I can say is: Just WOW.

  • kerryanne says:

    I read the invitation. ‘….and of course watermelon will be served’. Hmmm.

    I am very distressed at the length, detail and cruelty of the description of what a ‘ghetto chic’ is.

    Additionally bothered by the comments left at that sight brushing it off as nothing.

    In my head I’m angry but I’m also very, very sad.

  • I can see why they needed to write a memo. Must be a nuisance trying to keep up with all that.

  • d.a. kolodenko says:

    In defense of the nervous nerd: Only a person who never took a full load of classes at UCSD would make fun of this note. What this is all about is the absolute necessity of calculating, early on in a quarter, how much time it takes to get anywhere on that massive and confusing campus.

  • aaryn b. says:

    d.a.: You are right. I’ve never taken a full load of courses at UCSD. But they’re about half-way through the quarter at this point. Couldn’t this poor soul have at least scratched off the sleep, get ready and 50 minute walk to class by now?

    I feel for this person, actually. As someone who has to make notes to get through her life, I get it. But c’mon! This found note is gold. Pure gold.

  • ~annie says:

    Future micro-manager, that one.

  • Lyn Talylor says:

    Not to mention thinking.

  • I’ve been waiting for your reaction to this–I thought you and Sam might really have something to contribute to this discussion since you are so familiar with USCD.

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