BP obviously began by consulting pre-schoolers
“Aw, shit,” I said to the car radio today, forgetting all about my impressionable roommate in the back seat.
“What, mama?” Ruby asked. So I explained to her that there was a big accident that had caused oil to pour out from a broken pipe deep in the sea and that it’s hurting a lot of animals and grasslands and sanctuaries and people. I told her that nobody knows how to stop the gushing and that I’m really, really sad about it.
Then the child who offered to loan me gas money from her piggy bank on Wednesday said to me, “Why don’t the sea divers go way, way, very deep down and put a bucket on it?”
In the same category…http://www.oceandoctor.org/the-gulf-of-mexico-whats-at-stake/comment-page-1/#comment-8040
She’s so smart
That’s about the speed of what they’re actually trying.
This whole relief well business? Apparently the protocol should be to drill it BEFORE you drill the actual well. Makes a lot of sense.