An ugly number
Jesus Christ, people. I have somewhere in the ballpark of a bajillion writing ideas floating around in my head, and how many have I written? Take a guess. I ‘ll wait…
Stumped? Here. I’ll give you some hints:
1. The number is equal to the amount of character in Arnold Schwarzenegger’s left pinky fingernail.
2. It is exactly how much California Republicans care about educating children in this state.
3. It is the number of breast augmentation surgeries Christina Hendricks claims to have had.
5. It’s the amount of common sense/IQ points/ability to reason exhibited by those folks who believe the Rapture is coming.
So yeah: Zee-Row. That’s what I’ve written. And that makes me very unhappy. But things are about to change around here…