This is NexactlySFW, but only because of the language (just turn down the V a little bit). And it’s also probably not very safe for any feminists without a sense of humor. But if you’re pissed off this morning because you learned, during day-care-drop-off, that post-doc fellows at UCSD pay less than half what you pay for the very limited parking or if, in the very first email you checked today, you were belittled by a man whose sense of self-importance is bigger than the national deficit, this will right your mood again.

(H/T to my very first college boyfriend.)