I knew we were in trouble before we left the house as I wobbled on one foot in the kitchen, pulling the strap of my sandal over the other with one hand, while simultaneously tossing the breakfast dishes into the sink. Ruby’s clear plastic cup with the floating monkeys and bananas and glitter hit the [...]
“Old MacDonald had a Mommy, eeee-ay, eeee-ay, oh. With a talktalk here and a talktalk there. Here a talk, there a talk, everywhere a talktalk. Old MacDonald had a Mommy, eeee-ay, eeee-ay, taaaaaaaallllllk!”
While we were getting ready to take a bath this morning: “Mama?” “Yes, honey.” “I love you.” “Well, I love you more.” “And I like your vagina hair. It doesn’t touch my butt anymore. ” “…”